After they've finished their run on the race tracks, we consciously save them from the glue factory. Then we guide their golden years into our meat grinders, sending only their hooves to said glue factory. If only Mister Ed could see us now!... Because we'd toss his hide into the grinder just to serve our $8.99 slider special. He's slid to our hearts and into our stomachs.
Location: Due to OSHA, CPS, PETA & basically any federal branch currently looking for us, we can't give you the exact location as of now.
Contact Info: In Boston, go down Mass Ave. Take a Right on Melina Cass Boulevard. Then your first Left onto Hampden. Look for the ragged shirt man with the goat. His name is Bob. Give him 3 Illinois license plates and he'll give you directions.
Reservations: Don't call us, we'll call you
One of our server's second child is our new chef. The first one wandered off in someone's take-away. We've just been calling him chef #2.
Our chef eats melted Crayons
You think you can out eat our chef?
We're looking for a new babysitter
...We don't know how to take care of babies